Sex Marriage System
Yesterday afternoon, just was yewfei and I were at the resort reception, I got an sms from mum asking if I wanted dinner. She asked me on Friday when ZoukOut was and I told her it was Saturday. So it was another case of short-term selective memory. I gave a short reply: Not going home.
Stay where pls? - her reply.
Sentosa. Making underaged girls pregnant. - my reply.
She went on to sms about how her right brain is telling her I'm joking. Left brain worried. And that it wasn't so bad if I were to give her grandchildren right now.
I thought for while. Showed it to my yewfei. Had a laugh...
"Let you know in 9 mths."
Wicked!
2 comments:
you are wicked but your mum is always so funny!
more lulu orh updates pls! when i go back to sg, can i pls go to ur place to visit her??
To bastardise a quote from Julius Ceasar, "Et tu, Jados?
ok, maybe I should do a blog for lulu but so busy lah.
sure you can visit!
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