Boyle's Law - redux

Created

Created a new album on facebook to tag all the "decorations" I bought for my imaginary house.

Will upload them here tomorrow or this weekend.

Express your interest

I logged onto Facebook to see this on my notification feed:

Today

Last week you were viewed for dating 2 times and no people expressed interest in you. 5:30am

I like the real world better. People lie more and sugar coat their words.
On Facebook, I'm mediocre.

DCFC

Can people who are interested sms me or tell me on facebook or something?

Doh!

I swear I didn't know there was a rule in Scrabble (or Scrabulous) that says the game will end when either player finishes his or her tiles....

I lost by 4 points!!!

What The Hyell?!?!

People have been throwing donkeys and elephants. damn....not real ones but Republican Elephants and Democratic Assess on FaceBook....maybe it'll be good to read up on why the Democrats are represented by the donkey while the Republicans are using the elephant.


Also there was a sudden surge in Miss America crownings.....


narbeh.....

I'm not a miss lor.....but....... all hail me....for I am Miss America.

Let's go Sleighing!

Not that there is any snow in Singapore.

Plenty of rain recently.

But let's go sleighing!!!!

Bingo!

As if 74 points isn't brilliant.

Scrabble again

Just how close was the game of Scrabble I played with Delwyn - whom I've always thought would one day rule the world in a very sinister manner?

When I cleared my last remaining 4 tiles of N,O,T and E and placed them on the top right corner for EYES/NOTER, I thought that would have been my best fight....and indeed it was. But not enough to overcome his 313.

I got 312.

I have a word for Delwyn. It is found at the bottom left of the board.

KNNBCCB! Ok, that was petty. But still......!!

And I hope nobody is going to ask if two-lettered words like JO, NA, XI, EX, KI and whatever else are valid words.

Canary in a coal mine.

Damn.....first scrabble game that I completed, I lost.

My proudest moment was when I placed the tiles for the word "canary". I could imagine the yellow bird, perched inside its cage while I continued mining for more words.

Hohohoho....I can be so corny.

Sh*t, I seriously hope you got the pun.

SuperPoke!

SuperPoke! is such a wussy application. If you are on FaceBook and have this application, you might know what I mean.

Check out the current sub-optimal list of choices I have.....

Under New! I can see the latest actions that I have received because I have been superpoking people. If you're on my FaceBook and I have not superpoked you.....read on...

What the hell?! Hadouken? Street-Fighter meh?

Littlefish has hadoukened Friend ABC.

I have issues with the Nice action list as well. Chest bump is a nice thing? I mean if Pamela Anderson and Jenna Jamseon do a chest bump, yeah, maybe that is a nice thing. You might even hear the squeak that arises from the friction between mammary tissues and silicone bag. But I don't go around chest-bumping people as a friendly gesture. It's as foreign to me as Borat's kissing is to the Americans. And what the hell?! Goose is a "nice" gesture? I won't think many will consider having their genitals flicked or their bums pinched as a very "nice" experience. Masochists maybe. After seeing "spank", I confirmed that Americans are a kinky lot with rather masochistic leanings. - What do you mean this isn't news to you?

I like the Mean list. Muahahahaha....

Roundhouse kick sounds like Chuck Norris. I wonder if Chuck Norris is on FaceBook. What Would Chuck Norris Do on FaceBook? WWCND? Defenestrate is just too much of a mouthful now isn't it? Sounds arcane. No, worse. Medieval. And actually, defenestration is almost always done by a group. So I propose that the defenestrate SuperPoke! action can be carried out on an individual only after another 5 others join in. I love a park-kak (*hokkien for conspire)!

Littlefish has defenestrated Friend ABC with Slot, Wrath, Greed, Lust and Envy. Nice!

PG-13 is the most disappointing of the lot.
I am happy to have dry-humping, groping, cock-block and doing in here though. Weird that it is only PG-13 lah but Gimme more!

I hope that after 1000 SuperPoke! pokes, I can unlock a PG-18 list of actions.

Like so......

I would like to state categorically that I will object to the inclusion of actions like "rape", "abuse", "mutilate". Maybe there should be a PG-21 after 2000 SuperPokes!

I have decided to "hadouken" everybody on my FaceBook! Cause I feel like it.....

"HADOUKEN! HADOUKEN! OHYOUKEN!

Littlefish has hadoukened everybody on his FaceBook. Muahahahaha

My rack

Check out my rack!




Nice rack I've got, huh?

Wahahaha....silly! Do you play Scrabulous on FaceBook?

Are you on it yet?

Facebook.