Things that made me laugh today

Besides the Reuters news about three sillyporeans that were rescued from a Japanese mountain... What do you mean you don't know about this?

Three sillyporeans were found safe after getting lost on what they said was a mission to find a legendary karate expert on a snowy mountainside in Japan.

This was what they had to say:

Japan looked so small on the world map that we thought we would be able to find him straight away

that they had come to Japan after his dying father, a martial arts expert, had ordered them to seek out the karate teacher

And the best part was that the Japanese were rather serious about their words. But...

"Neither police nor local people know of anyone running karate classes in this area," the spokesman added.

This is so not true. But it wasn't published on April's Fool. Maybe it's a Japanese calendar. The story sounds like some wuxia film. Dying fathers, looking for martial arts expert on snowy mountains. All that is needed is the reason for wanting to learn from this martial arts expert on snowy mountains. And that is to seek revenge. Somebody might have killed the father. So in traditional wuxia honour, the eldest son gotta seek revenge.

Other stuff that made me laugh included this list of 100 facts relating to Chuck Norris. If you don't know who Chuck Norris is, don't read on. But you're missing out on something. This man once had a cartoon series and toy figures made for him. Don't believe me?

Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris - Man of action.


Check out the toy figure!
Feel those abs. They are made of the same material as his balls - steel.

There is this list like I said earlier. And I'd just like to list ten of my favourite. They are all true by the way. Because everything that Chuck Norris says it goes straight into the bible.

10: Jesus owns and wears a bracelet that reads, "WWCND?"

9: Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

8: The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Chuck Norris" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!".

7: Chuck Norris was sending an email one day, when he realized that it would be faster to run.

6: Jeeves asks Chuck Norris. (you gotta know about askjeeves.com)

5: Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

4: Chuck Norris can speak braille.

3: Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

2: Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

and finally the one that can set any child with a Chuck Norris toy figure at ease at night is this:

1: When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

They even made him read his own facts.

Silly producers. Of course he knows about them. Why make him read it. I mean, if your balls are made of steel, you oughta know right?