Showing posts with label sillies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sillies. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Rainie's makeover

What happens if you #1 crush does something stupid?

Like adopting a jellyfish and putting it on her head?



Why Rainie, why?

Ok, I will use modern morphing technology to show........

With lots of cutting-edge technology available in the secret laboratory of CIA, I managed to morph a jelly fish and a girl....(yes, the mole on the anime girl is intended, it is not dirt on your screen.....)

This is what the picture looks like....






Actually it doesn't look half bad. It just looks real bad. But she is still so cute....I'm incurable. Or is that incorrigible?

She resembles Angela Zhang in this picture yes no?


Kawaii jelly fish spotted!

Love her new song though......youtube here.

Monday, October 01, 2007

SuperPoke!

SuperPoke! is such a wussy application. If you are on FaceBook and have this application, you might know what I mean.

Check out the current sub-optimal list of choices I have.....

Under New! I can see the latest actions that I have received because I have been superpoking people. If you're on my FaceBook and I have not superpoked you.....read on...

What the hell?! Hadouken? Street-Fighter meh?

Littlefish has hadoukened Friend ABC.

I have issues with the Nice action list as well. Chest bump is a nice thing? I mean if Pamela Anderson and Jenna Jamseon do a chest bump, yeah, maybe that is a nice thing. You might even hear the squeak that arises from the friction between mammary tissues and silicone bag. But I don't go around chest-bumping people as a friendly gesture. It's as foreign to me as Borat's kissing is to the Americans. And what the hell?! Goose is a "nice" gesture? I won't think many will consider having their genitals flicked or their bums pinched as a very "nice" experience. Masochists maybe. After seeing "spank", I confirmed that Americans are a kinky lot with rather masochistic leanings. - What do you mean this isn't news to you?

I like the Mean list. Muahahahaha....


Roundhouse kick sounds like Chuck Norris. I wonder if Chuck Norris is on FaceBook. What Would Chuck Norris Do on FaceBook? WWCND? Defenestrate is just too much of a mouthful now isn't it? Sounds arcane. No, worse. Medieval. And actually, defenestration is almost always done by a group. So I propose that the defenestrate SuperPoke! action can be carried out on an individual only after another 5 others join in. I love a park-kak (*hokkien for conspire)!

Littlefish has defenestrated Friend ABC with Slot, Wrath, Greed, Lust and Envy. Nice!


PG-13 is the most disappointing of the lot.
I am happy to have dry-humping, groping, cock-block and doing in here though. Weird that it is only PG-13 lah but Gimme more!


I hope that after 1000 SuperPoke! pokes, I can unlock a PG-18 list of actions.

Like so......


I would like to state categorically that I will object to the inclusion of actions like "rape", "abuse", "mutilate". Maybe there should be a PG-21 after 2000 SuperPokes!

I have decided to "hadouken" everybody on my FaceBook! Cause I feel like it.....

"HADOUKEN! HADOUKEN! OHYOUKEN!

Littlefish has hadoukened everybody on his FaceBook. Muahahahaha

Thursday, September 27, 2007

My rack

Check out my rack!




Nice rack I've got, huh?

Wahahaha....silly! Do you play Scrabulous on FaceBook?

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Dog Tags - betcha didn't know that

Something which majority of Singaporean males will have. The I.D. Tag. Derogatively also known as the dog tag as it looks exactly like one. Functions differ but not significantly.

US I.D tags have information like surname, given name, social security number, blood type and religion.

UK I.D tags have what is referred to as the Big 6 - surname, initials, service number, date of birth, blood type and religion.

The information on the I.D tag is really important. Especially when you are dead, seriously wounded, in a state of unconsciousness, unable to speak, berserk, you know I could go on, but you should have caught my drift.

The surname/name/initials is really important. So that when they cut a tombstone for you, they know what is to be engraved on it. Otherwise you'd be like a million other ANONs around the world. I've got a colleague who's initials are K I and his surname is NG. Cool huh? K I NG. Then there is the classic S A TAN. The religion information will determine where your body ought to rest, and in which manner your funeral service should be conducted. But frankly, in a war situation, bodies get jumbled up pretty easily. And when everything is reduced to just mush and bones....it doesn't really matter anymore.

So to prevent bodies from mixing up I.D tags are given in pairs. This way, during the exigencies of war, when your body may not be extracted from the war zone, at least one of it will stay with the carcass that was formerly you, while your buddy, who will hopefully stay alive to find his way back to base camp hangs onto the other piece and surrenders the tag to the manpower officer of something.

Other information like blood type, drug allergy and such allow the doctors to provide the correct medical care for you. But information like drug allergy can be dangerous if they fall onto the hands of your enemy. Imagine you have a allergy to grains and nuts. Your enemy can then feed you with an Uncle Toby's muesli bar and watch in glee as you convulse and die a painful death. No bullets wasted. Free show some more. Or if you're like me, allergic to Celine Dion, they can tie me up and play back the video of "My Heart Will Go On" and listen to my plea for a quick and easier death.

Singapore Armed Force I.D tags have three basic information. Identity number, blood type and religion. If you have drug allergy or G6PD deficient, I suppose they will engrave it on the tag. SAF tags are issued in pairs, one a circular piece the other a oval piece. It comes with a black nylon cord. The idea is to tie the circular tag first and have the oval piece looped in a separate knotted section so that in the event that your buddy gotta leave your body behind, he can snap the circular tag from the cord and keep the oval tag with the body.

Identity number is pretty straight forward - SXXXXXXXX or TXXXXXXXX (for those born in the new millennia). As is the blood type. A, B, O and AB. Rhesus (+ or -) is also included. What is interesting is the three letter acronym for religion. Let's go through them. They are pretty interesting.

No Religion - NIL
Ok, this one needs not explanation. Except maybe why "No Religion" is NIL and not NOR. Just being anal.

Islam - MUS
Thanks to the father, the son and the holy Goh, we Singaporeans can recognise that MUS probably mean that the guy/gal is a MUSlim. And not Master of the ,UniverSe. You see, National Education, Social Studies and the Civics and Moral Education crap did pay off!

Buddhism - BUD
Come every lunar first and fifteenth day, Buddhist will offer lotus flowers. Well maybe not. But now that I've said it, it seems believable that they do offer lotus right? Hence the botanically-influenced three letter acronym. It may be mistaken by Navy Seals for Basic Underwater Demolition though....Or mistaken for a tag to exchange for a crate of Budweiser.

Hinduism - HDU
Who would have guessed? Again, thanks to National Education etc etc, we can hazard a guess that HDU means Hindu. And not Hiding Down Under. But what happens if Hindus are not Hindus but Hindoos instead? They would it mean that we should change it to HDO?

Catholicism - CTH
It's just not intuitive. It just isn't.

Seventh-Day Adventist - 7DA
Finally! A digit! Ok, no Kelloggs and Cornflake Girl jokes. They have Sabbath on Saturdays. So special. So their I.D tag also special. Got digit in three letter acronym. Which means it's technically not a three letter acronym cause there are only two letters. And a digit.

Christianity - CHR
It's just not intuitive. It just isn't.

Jehovah Witness - JWH
It's just not intuitive. It just isn't. What's worse is this. Jehovah Witnesses do not believe in bearing arms for any nation. So....why would they need an I.D tag for? Seriously now.....

Taoism - TAO
It's just SO intuitive. It just is.

Baha'i - BAH
Sadly....

Sikhism - SIK
No jokes on this one. However you shorten it, it still sounds right.

Judaism - JUD
How come it's not JEW or something. Oh, yah, not all Judaists are Jews and vice versa. But JEW would have been sweet but hey, JUD (hahaha.....super lousy joke there) works to I guess.

Other Religion - OTH
Ok, so imagine Tom Cruise is a chao recruit and he collects his I.D tag. Instead of seeing a "SCI" for Scientology, he gets a OTH. It doesn't mean "Other Than Hell" or "OnTo Hell" for having a weird religion....It just mean Others. Like in your Identity Card, when you are not Chinese, Malay or Indian, you must be Others. Sounds like an episode of Lost to me.


Which led me to wonder.....there are nine official religions in Singapore:
Hindu, Jewish, Zoroastrian, Buddhist, Taoist, Christian, Muslim, Sikh and Bahá'í.

So how come there isn't a unique three letter thingie for Zoroastrian? Like ZOR? Or ZRT?

Monday, October 02, 2006

Sweets and Chocolates

Bought some strawberry chocolates for V. She'll be heading for vietnam soon. So thought I'll be nice and buy some stuff for her.

The strawberry chocolate is from Meiji.

Check out Okashi Land - Apollo Island!

Some silly pictures of the box of treats:There are five designs. So I got them all....they taste the same though.

I'm forcing a story out of the designs. I believed when put in a sequence, it tells a story.

In typical Japlish:

Little YARROW likes to paint! Mummy PINKO likes Strawberry. They Love one other. In the house they stay. Mummy PINKO says, "The air is fresh outside." Little YARROW replies, "Let's go find a brand new day!"







The fine day of such good weather let's enjoy in a relax way. Mummy PINKO push the pram in heart of the love. Little YARROW says, "This is FUN! Could you show me the way to the cherry blossom lane?" Mummy PINKO replies, "New born baby! Be FREE! Let's find happiness.







When anyone is living, everyday there are various happenings. A happy thing. A sad thing. A hard day comes in the time for the short. But, anyone is living one day very hard in time. Let's water the seeds of tommorro [sic]. Imagine is fun to do. We do it every day and today too.






I live cheerful life of the time in everyday. We are enjoying our pleasant life with vigour in the way. The stillness of now Flows eternally within our chrysalis dream in the world reality. Nature is my wonder in the world. Strange and not able for my guess. You guess is right and I am right.







Standing to the ovation for myself I stand. You are luck everyday if you are every luck thinking what you think. We see things in that hate and heart. I'm favourite of these times. To replace my heart does not want too frequent. Past times I like so I like the present and ahead time.





Makes me want to grow stuff.
And wear funny chocolate hats.