Alcoholic amnesia

Last year I was in Hong Kong attending a friend's wedding today. If I can drink enough alcohol to induce amnesia from then to today, I would.

But I can't.

There is only so much that I can drink.

So there was only enough alcohol to carry me from the time the brown liquor in the bottle glugged down my throat the second time until the moment I awoke to the irritating sound of television.

Merry Christmas everyone. If only I believed in Santa Claus. Perhaps I'd be a nicer boy. There's not much left to grow.

Don’t shoot me Santa Claus
I’ve been a clean living boy
I promise you
Did every little thing you asked me to
I can’t believe the things I’m going through