Tung Lok

Had lunch out with colleagues today. And the weirdest of questions were asked. Like how many pieces of toilet paper will you pull each time you use. Apparently, it depends amongst other stuff, on thickness of toilet paper, size of toilet paper where the perforations are, and the type toilet paper and amount of business "done".

So is it just me or does everybody line their toilet seats when using public toilets?

And when taking a shower, is washing from the top down the only logical manner to do it cleanly?

And can you take a dump and shower at the same time?

And to top everything off, what defines a good shit? Having a toilet right when you feel like taking a dump or having to endure while searching for a toilet and taking a dump when you can no longer hold it in.

Not food for though.