The Boys are back in town *contains foul hokkien cusswords

Ys's back from US after completing conversion to the AHs. It's in the news that they are back today. Forging Sabre's over. V's brother was there as well. did their integrated strike 3G saf thingamajig.

A dinner gathering should be proper and that was what we had on Sunday night. Decided to have it as an all guys affair.

Was at waterloo street for some incense offering cause Ys and I kind put whatever amount of faith we have left in divine powers into this kwan im thng. I prayed there a couple of new year ago. Pray before I left for studies I think....maybe not....but definitely before I left for Spain with V. He's sorely complaining about the lack of good-lookers in sillipore. but surely him being away for 2 years or so couldn't have drastically uglify silliporelians. it's gotta be himself. he might have started liking girls in the +++ sizes.

Dinner was at Jackson Centre (hur hur) and was really quite a spread. We couldn't wait to order beer from the beer lady (cheap thrill) but we waited and waited some more still she didn't take orders from us. In the end, pin went ahead to buy it from the shop direct. $9.80 for two bottles of tiger! wow! it's your time singapore. like hell we need jessica alba to tell us. marlau asked ys if they show the tiger ad in US. not so apparently. which is really bollocks. either ys don't watch enough tv or the advertising blitz is not penetrating the US market. granted ys lived in some ulu sand quarry....ok, desert.

bern and yf came later and they duplicated the order. which meant that among the 6 of us, we had 13 chicken wings. that doesn't sound plenty. but wait, there's more. 8 dollars worth of oyster omelette, $9 worth of ngoh hiang hair piah, $5 worth of char kueh, $14 worth of cockles (sea hum - more on this later....hilarious), bbq stingray (lousy shit! it's like steam fish with sambal poured on), and what else was there? I cannot remember. lost in the beer.

The second time we ordered beer, I made sure to order from the beer lady. Hahaha, so she was trying to figure out where to place the beer when she settled next to pin. We concluded that she was attracted to pin primarily because he was wearing a tight button shirt. cool. underhand tactics by pin. and the best thing? ys tipped her! hahaha, he said he was too used to tipping that he found it weird. please lor, only 2 years away. hahaha, 3 years studying in UK never made me more willing to tip. it only made me check my bill more meticulously.

ys gave her $10 for the second batch of beer. the tip was 20c. I think she was happy. she thanked us. hahahahaha.....

The second plate of cockles were delish! we slurp up everything real fast but then negative utils began to set in. the marginal utility had already dipped with the second plate and when it came to the last plate, we just either couldn't stand the smell anymore or it was really smelly. so in the end i brought it back to the stall to complain. the guy looked embarrassed so changed it for us. still it smelled. we wanted to change to la-la but he say his boss will scold.

In the end we just didn't figure out which was the cockle that was giving off the offal smell. We were sitting rather near the toilet no doubt...
yf was the first to notice something wrong with the third plate. followed by me. yf pried open the first from the third plate commenting wow, still hot...so i took one too. he opened it up and said chao chee bye (smelly cunt) so we all laughed at his bad luck for choosing a smell cockle. i didn't smell mine before putting it in my mouth. the regret was as intense as the foul taste and i had to spit it out. pin said the whole plate seemed to sting. hahaha....so we were joking about chao cheebye and the like. In the end we just threw away the remaining cockles when they didn't want to change it.

Then came today. pin sms that he'd pee'd from his ass. his words not mine. and that he nearly puked. alright, i felt ok. and i sms the rest. yf said he already had a little tummyache so not an accurate indicator. marlau didn't reply. maybe he had passed out. bern said he was feeling fresh ahahahaha, ys was alright....so it seems that pin might have found the chao chee bye hahahahahahahaha....