Ten Things You Will Never See.

Just thought I should have some fun tonight and think of some really impossible or totally useless stuff that hopefully will never be made....So here they are, in no order of demerit.......


10. Red Toilet Bowl Tablets

You know those tablets thing that you put into the water cistern that will colour the water blue and when flushed will clean the toilet bowl as well. I don't think we will ever see a tablet that will colour the water red....




9. Solar-Powered Torches
I actually think this might sound really possible. But the immediate response is that the torch is quite redundant....not always though.

8. Wind-Powered Fans
Again, the immediate response is that no idiot will come up with something like a wind-powered fan. But if the wind is harnessed from outside a windowless room and piped in, these fans could prove to be a success.

7. Motorbikes With Training Wheels
That will be really ridiculous. It's not impossible but....can you jsut imagine?

6. Breatheable Mesh Condoms
During those warm days when you and your partner still feel the urge and want some protection....

5. Teflon Coated Tampons/Sanitary Napkins
This sounds really good cause teflon has got to be one of the most frictionless materials around. The girl who is riding the crimson tide will be needing this smooth feel and ease of entry/application for tampons. Or even to feel the smoothness when wearing a sanitary pad. But teflon is also waterproof.

4. Parachutes, instead of lifejackets stowed under your seats during flight
I don't know why. There is definitely a very good reason. I can almost see it as well...Parachutes do sound like a better choice of life-saving equipment when you are tens of thousand feet above ground level.

3. Japanese/Eastern European Pornography With Plots
Why do I pick on Japanese and Eastern European porn industry? I am not. I am just using them as examples. Porn has no plot. If porn had a plot, it will be called The Wayward Cloud.

2. Windproof Bikinis
This just doesn't make sense right?

1. Mongolian Seafood BBQ
In a land-locked country? Finding a Naval Officer there would be equally tough.


I wanted to include Halal Pork but I thought they would be really seditious. Maybe I should include a humourous Singaporean....I hope everyone sees the funny side.