SE7EN Things : A Meme

A meme is not a chain letter because there is no promise of infinite increase in sex appeal if you forward them to X number of people and there is no curse of immediate terrible death if you don't. There are no interesting historical factoids that come along with them and so you can either choose to do it or you don't.

So this is for enuwy
Se7en Things You Plan To Do Before You Die: (damit, it's PLAN. not dream)
1) Live a better life (feeling more satisfied)
2) Invest my savings and CPF money
3) Get driving license
4) Travel through South America, Indochina, Antartica and South Asia
5) Get married *yawn*
6) Have kids (daughter: Chloe, son: Savion) *yawn*
7) Live in a colonial house (bungalow or terrace) like in Townerville or by the sea

Se7en Things I Can Do:
1) Have impossibly weird thoughts about strangers
2) Think up a movie plot complete with storyline involving people around me, soundtrack, set pieces etc
3) I am ambidexterous when the situation demands it. Yes. Go figure.
4) Con a RSN missile-armed craft
5) Live off a rich Singapore/Indonesian woman. I don't mind being a gigolo. Really.
6) Disappoint people. Let people down
7) Tell lies about things I can do

Se7en Things I Say The Most:
1) Narbeh Chao Cheebye (I am a sailor afterall)
2) Fuck.
3) Fucking hell
4) Huh? Hmm?
5) Really
6) Wah lau eh
7) Yes Sir (I am in the military afterall)
Strangely, I usually follow up No.7 with No.1 when Sir is out of earshot. - Not true.

Se7en Things I Can't Do:
1) Drive. Auto or manual.
2) Help myself from tearing in a cinema sometimes.
3) Love myself unconditionally
4) Touch my right elbow using my right hand
5) Give make girls have orgasms like porn stars do. But I can fake a porn star's orgasm (japanese/korean/american/european-eastern, central, western) pretty well
6) I can't be the commander. But I think I'd make a terrific deputy
7) Tell anyone the complete unabridged, unadulterated and uncensored version of My Life

Se7en Things That Attract You To The Opposite Sex:
1) C-cup Breasts X-factor
2) Good brains (people with 3 brains like Amy Yip, Anna Nicole Smith are useless to me, quality counts)
3) Proper features appearing where they normally appear
4) High libido Likes conversations on anything under the covers sun
5) Feminity
6) Resourceful and resolute
7) Lots of social grace

Se7en Celebrity Crushes:
1) Natalie Portman
2) Scarlett Johansson
3) Samantha Tan
4) Fiona Xie
5) Leslie Hayman
6) Kirsten Dunst
7) can't think of anymore

Se7en People I Want To Tag:
1) Cruncy Green Apple
2) V
3) Sailor's Log
4) Mong
5) Kim Moh
6) Gossipger
7) Dominique