That would be the day

Imagine one day, they discover a cure for hypochondria. All hypochondriacs will rejoice.

But wait a minute.

Drug Discovered; Effective Against Hypochondria

Something's not quite right. What happen to hypochondriacs who are cured? Or they will start to think they are suffering from something else? I'm confused.

So the discovery of a drug to cure hypochondria really is news?

What about reading the local papers in the morning while drinking coffee and eating your toast. You come across the following headline:

New Placebo Found: Finally a placebo that actually works!

That's rather funny too right? So who invents placebos?