Roald Dahl's adult-fiction?

Friend was saying Roald Dahl wrote adult-fiction. So we speculated the following:

***warning! for mature readers only!***
~ new stuff added! ~

Charlie And The Condom Factory - adventures in Willy Wanker's condom factory

Charlie And The Great Glass Dildo - sequel to Charlie's adventure with the eponymous glass dildo which was great in size.

James And The Giant Peach - James and....a giant "peach". James making a meal out of it.

The Magic Finger - Hahahah! Story of when Mr Finger met Miss Clit.

Fantastic Mr Fox - following the sexcapades of a certain Mr Fox whom foxy ladies say he is "fantastic"!

Danny, The Champion Of The World - A book written in a mockumentary style. About Danny "the horse" Longhorn's attempt at bonking 251 pornstars. Special foreword by Annabelle Chong.

The Clits - first attempt by Roald Dahl on a beginners' guide. Alternate title was "An Idiot's Guide To The Clitoris - A guide for the rest of us" and "Clitoris For Beginners". Also "Learn About The Clitoris In A Weekend". Filed under Medical.

The Bitches - about how a young Thai boy stumbled upon a convention for trannies and decided afterwards to get a sex change. Yes, he offered sexy time. Long time no short time.

The Enormous Buaya - a tale of the General Manager in an MNC with the headquarters located in Shenton Way.

The BFG - Story of a Big Frightful Gay. Dick Lee provided the foreword. And foreplay.

Matilda - Story of Matilda, a girl who could live out her wet dream. Flip-fantastic! (mykel's input)

Boy - The true story of a chicken-hawk in downtown San Francisco. Don't know what a chicken hawk is? check it out.

Going Solo - A adult-oriented guide to choking the chicken, playing with your own one-eyed monster etc etc. The female guide for pearl polishing and bean twirling is due next summer. Written by Super Model Grand Daughter Sophie Dahl!

George's Marvellous Medicine - George experimenting with dodgy blue diamond of hope (Viagra lah) bought from Bangkok's Patpong market. Things go awry when the age old adage of "what goes up must come down" no longer apply to a particular appendage of his.

My Uncle Oswald - Incest, pedophilia and homo-eroticism all rolled into on. NOT based on Roald Dahl's personal experience. To be read with Boy.

Switch Bitch - Tale of a she-male (aka chicks with dicks) in Bangkok, Patpong. Recommended to be read with George's Marvellous Medicine. Off-shoot from The Bitches.


Roald Dahl adult-fiction. I like!