Monday, May 28, 2007

Pirates Of The Caribbean 3

I should have kicked myself for not staying til the end of the credits. As usual, you get the little clip which is sorta like a reward for appreciating the Mr Graham Stuart who made the lemon meringue for a certain Mr Johnny Depp. So I made that up.

Anyway....stay til the end of the credits as you would for any of the pirates movie. You will be duly rewarded.

You can try looking for it on youtube but some if not most of them were deleted after Walt Disney complained.

Essentially.....*warning spoilers ahead* <---- obligatory (highlight with cursor) ________________________________________ The scene is at a rock outcrop and a little boy with Mrs Turner appears. I would assume that the boy is ten years old and fathered by Captain Will Turner. They are viewing the sunset together and when another green flash appears and dramatic music starts. You see Captain Will Turner grasping the rungs of a rope ladder as he waves at Liz Swann and the young boy onshore. So is the curse of the broken? Or will the Turners be able to meet only after a decade? ________________________________________

Anyway, never choose a businessman to lead a fleet. The knnbccb Lord Beckett is such a wussy. When he sees the Flying Dutchman and the Black Pearl turning their broadsides to his Endeavour, he suffered what probably was battle fatigue. But then again, he never fought. So he was shell-shocked. He should have realised that he will never get out alive without the help of Davy Jones and the Flying Dutchman.

The sillier thing was having this dithering Admiral asking the Lord for orders. Please.... a Lord may or may not have military experience or possess a military background. Not everyone is like Mr Teo Chee Hean. Heck, not only is he former military man, he was a navy man. Some are like Dr Tony Tan - a businessman. I am not saying Dr Tony Tan would have been shell-shocked like Lord Beckett. I honestly think that Dr Tony Tan is a brilliant person.

So why should an Admiral await orders from a Lord?

Anyway, if the obvious hint is to be taken seriously, there should be a Pirates Of The Caribbean 4 : Fountain Of Youth. Perhaps then the Turners can go bathe in it and be forever young. So 10 years meet one day don't matter to them anymore.

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