Girls and their age

My friend sent me this. I'm sure there's a male version out there. I'm just not aware of it.

What is the difference between girls aged:

8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?



At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!

If this is true, it's not happening to me.