3 "UCK"s in life
If you're a person of zero substance, that's what you basically need to get through life. The 3 "uck"s.
But as with most objects that have over-whelming form but limited function, the sell-by date arrives much earlier.
The first "uck" is LUCK. That can really get you ahead. Securing that interview you want so much. It's not always about what is written in your resume. Sometimes the Head of Huamn Resource picks up your file and just happens to like your face, the university you attended etc etc....
The second is SUCK. Now don't be naughty. I don't mean to do a fellatio or cunninglingus. I mean to "suck dick" metaphorically. Nobody hates a compliment. S/he may refuse it but compliment once given cannot be returned. So go ahead, praise that 40 year old virgin who is approving your job application. Wax lyrical about the virtues of MILFs and how the scene just exploded in the last 5 years or so. If that fails, well, "suck" can be taken literally.
Lastly, to get ahead of everybody else, there is always the option of FUCK. Well, you knew that last "UCK" must be fuck right? Admit it. You were just waiting for it.
But as with most objects that have over-whelming form but limited function, the sell-by date arrives much earlier.
The first "uck" is LUCK. That can really get you ahead. Securing that interview you want so much. It's not always about what is written in your resume. Sometimes the Head of Huamn Resource picks up your file and just happens to like your face, the university you attended etc etc....
The second is SUCK. Now don't be naughty. I don't mean to do a fellatio or cunninglingus. I mean to "suck dick" metaphorically. Nobody hates a compliment. S/he may refuse it but compliment once given cannot be returned. So go ahead, praise that 40 year old virgin who is approving your job application. Wax lyrical about the virtues of MILFs and how the scene just exploded in the last 5 years or so. If that fails, well, "suck" can be taken literally.
Lastly, to get ahead of everybody else, there is always the option of FUCK. Well, you knew that last "UCK" must be fuck right? Admit it. You were just waiting for it.
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2 comments:
actually, i was thinking more of duck... as in ducking out of trouble, keeping your head low, and just basically towing the line...
really i was.. i weally weaaallly wass!!!
whatever you say....whatever you say...
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