SuperPoke!
SuperPoke! is such a wussy application. If you are on FaceBook and have this application, you might know what I mean.
Check out the current sub-optimal list of choices I have.....
Under New! I can see the latest actions that I have received because I have been superpoking people. If you're on my FaceBook and I have not superpoked you.....read on...
What the hell?! Hadouken? Street-Fighter meh?
Littlefish has hadoukened Friend ABC.I have issues with the Nice action list as well. 
Chest bump is a nice thing? I mean if Pamela Anderson and Jenna Jamseon do a chest bump, yeah, maybe that is a nice thing. You might even hear the squeak that arises from the friction between mammary tissues and silicone bag. But I don't go around chest-bumping people as a friendly gesture. It's as foreign to me as Borat's kissing is to the Americans. And what the hell?! Goose is a "nice" gesture? I won't think many will consider having their genitals flicked or their bums pinched as a very "nice" experience. Masochists maybe. After seeing "spank", I confirmed that Americans are a kinky lot with rather masochistic leanings. - What do you mean this isn't news to you?
Chest bump is a nice thing? I mean if Pamela Anderson and Jenna Jamseon do a chest bump, yeah, maybe that is a nice thing. You might even hear the squeak that arises from the friction between mammary tissues and silicone bag. But I don't go around chest-bumping people as a friendly gesture. It's as foreign to me as Borat's kissing is to the Americans. And what the hell?! Goose is a "nice" gesture? I won't think many will consider having their genitals flicked or their bums pinched as a very "nice" experience. Masochists maybe. After seeing "spank", I confirmed that Americans are a kinky lot with rather masochistic leanings. - What do you mean this isn't news to you?I like the Mean list. Muahahahaha....
Roundhouse kick sounds like Chuck Norris. I wonder if Chuck Norris is on FaceBook. What Would Chuck Norris Do on FaceBook? WWCND? Defenestrate is just too much of a mouthful now isn't it? Sounds arcane. No, worse. Medieval. And actually, defenestration is almost always done by a group. So I propose that the defenestrate SuperPoke! action can be carried out on an individual only after another 5 others join in. I love a park-kak (*hokkien for conspire)!
Littlefish has defenestrated Friend ABC with Slot, Wrath, Greed, Lust and Envy. Nice!PG-13 is the most disappointing of the lot.
I am happy to have dry-humping, groping, cock-block and doing in here though. Weird that it is only PG-13 lah but Gimme more!
I hope that after 1000 SuperPoke! pokes, I can unlock a PG-18 list of actions.
Like so......
I would like to state categorically that I will object to the inclusion of actions like "rape", "abuse", "mutilate". Maybe there should be a PG-21 after 2000 SuperPokes!
I have decided to "hadouken" everybody on my FaceBook! Cause I feel like it.....
"HADOUKEN! HADOUKEN! OHYOUKEN!
Littlefish has hadoukened everybody on his FaceBook. Muahahahaha
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5 comments:
OMG! U are hilarious!!!
I'm so grateful somebody actually read this through. Relieved as well that a funny entry has found a supporter. Yay!
will catch ur performance soon....
walaoz.. u sooo into facebook?
ys
fun mah....
otherwise i got not much social life.....
sibeh no-lifer... me too.. ;p
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