iPod fanboys/girls alert!!!

Lotsa new toys to fill x'mas stockings with!!!
First up is the new iPod Shuffle.
The new design now has a clip incorporated. Nifty!
You wanna know how small it is.....like the size of the coin pocket in a normal 5-pocket denim.

Shit....that's.....that's......coin-pocket-sized small!

So that's really really, really really, really really, really really really, like, really really, coin-pockety, small. Really really. *Zoolander accent*

The nano is also given a new spin:

Damn....the new packaging makes it so drool-worthy. Like really really, really really, really really, really really really, like, really really, drool-worthy-ly kinda of way.

And they are thinner than the original. So it claims. How can it be possible??? And they come in a myriad of colours.

But only the black has the 8GB version. Evil twats! It's like S$428. Which is the same price as the new 30 GB iPod Video. There's the obscenely large capacity brand new 80GB iPod Video. Great for porn fans. Just load them and wank away in your nearest public toilet, lonely bus rides, boring lift rides, sleep-inducing lectures and the locations are limited only by your wildest imagination/fetish.

What's really great about the new iPod Video is the addition of many new games like pacman, tetris, golf and bejeweled. *yawn*.


images taken from apple