Cancer Girl and Pisces Guy
Haha, I had an hour to spare so was watching Guess Guess Guess.
At the same time was googling for some match ups on the internet. Cause V is a cancer girl who celebrated her birthday last week so it was focussed on cancer girl and pisces guy.
It generated a lot alot of boring stuff like:
You and a Pisces Guy: Clingy and affectionate sweethearts. Without saying a word, you understand each other perfectly. He'll never let you out of his sight!
Like narbeh lor. Say I clingy. Actually that's what I detest. Makes me sound like some "big brother" - never let you out of his sight....duh.
Then there are more generic stuff:
Together, Cancer girl and Pisces boy ooze with mutual love and devotion. You both understand each other in ways that would perplex an outsider, and somehow, you always know the right thing to say when the chips are down. Nurture and honor this dating combo, because it could be a keeper.
I think the above is potentially troubling. In that we both understand each other so well and know the right thing to say but refuse to say it, in spite.
I'm a little undecided on this one:
At the same time was googling for some match ups on the internet. Cause V is a cancer girl who celebrated her birthday last week so it was focussed on cancer girl and pisces guy.
It generated a lot alot of boring stuff like:
You and a Pisces Guy: Clingy and affectionate sweethearts. Without saying a word, you understand each other perfectly. He'll never let you out of his sight!
Like narbeh lor. Say I clingy. Actually that's what I detest. Makes me sound like some "big brother" - never let you out of his sight....duh.
Then there are more generic stuff:
Together, Cancer girl and Pisces boy ooze with mutual love and devotion. You both understand each other in ways that would perplex an outsider, and somehow, you always know the right thing to say when the chips are down. Nurture and honor this dating combo, because it could be a keeper.
I think the above is potentially troubling. In that we both understand each other so well and know the right thing to say but refuse to say it, in spite.
I'm a little undecided on this one:
The Pisces guy is an artist: creative, intuitive and expressive. His emotional radar is so sharp that he picks up every feeling of those around him. The most sensitive sign of the zodiac, he needs to retreat every now and then to process the things he absorbs, tune out outside influences and relax. His imagination is unparalleled, and his wit is over the top. This guy just "gets" people and the essence of the human game. He is spiritual, compassionate and visionary. On the flip side, he can be moody and withdrawn, since he escapes into his fantasies and dreams. Whatever you do, treat this guy with kid gloves and never, ever yell at him or confront him.
ROMANCE RATING
If you want a fabulous escape from reality, this is your guy.
IN THE BEDROOM
Pisces will take you to places you've never been before! He is the master of fantasy and illusion, and he'll come up with some pretty spectacular variations on the usual between-the-sheets activity.
HIS BIG SECRET
He has trouble with structure and boundaries. He could really use your help channeling his creative energies, in love, art or the like.
The first link (...places you've never been before!) links to a blurb on multiple orgasms, oral sex and tantric sex....the second link (....channeling his creative energies...) links to a site on being artistic. Those are very tall order...while being artistic is subjective, multiple orgasms, well, you either have it or you don't. Pisces guy or not. So funny wor hahaha.
Then there is this other one that actually gives some practical advice but makes Pisces guy to be rather self-centred (not denying):
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) The secret to catching this guy is to make him need you: Listen to him - he really needs that! - and show tenderness, since he is very, very sensitive to tenderness. He sees through Pisces-colored glasses a lot of the time, so your own perspective needs a firm base in fact, or else you'll be forever bobbing about on his latest mood swing. But he is kind and gentle, with the most inspiring qualities of spirituality, and a wise man inside him emerges at the oddest times. He is absent-minded and sometimes hopelessly impractical, and when he gets to feeling sorry for himself, you could kill him. But he will be a wonderful father, and he will stand by you through thick and thin, sometimes using his intuition to bring astounding good fortune into your life.
I would have thought listening is important. Pisces guy or not. I do think I am hopelessly impractical. And worthy of murder when I start feeling sorry for myself. Woe IS me.
But the one that I really really like is this one:
Read it yourself here.
A few choice lines that impressed me:
He's a dreamboat who lives for romance, and his hypnotic charisma will leave you weak at the knees and breathless.
Unfortunately, he's so in love with himself that you don't stand a chance.
The male Fish is the emotional black hole of the universe.
This guy learned at an appallingly young age how to weasel his way out of work and charm his way into bed. <=== I dunno about bed but I've been smiling my way out of sticky situations. Not that many actually, cause usually I would have taken early avoidance actions and not get into sticky situations. He's definitely sensual, sexy, and cute, in a debauched sort of way. <=== I love this one in particular but V says she is not into cute guys, so I'm not cute. I definitely not sexy. I dress conservatively. Debauchery! I like! =) The Fish can leave you full of his declarations of undying love, drive straight to his favourite watering hole, and pick up the first available body. <=== female body lah, I hope. And still warm. All bluff and no substance, Mr Fish is a cast of thousands and even he doesn't know what scene he'll play next. But since he does like role-playing, you could pretend you're the Lone Ranger and ride into the sunset. <=== Haha, V can attest to this. I can dream up movie plots (B-grade) on the fly. I could have been Ed Wood in my previous life.
The first link (...places you've never been before!) links to a blurb on multiple orgasms, oral sex and tantric sex....the second link (....channeling his creative energies...) links to a site on being artistic. Those are very tall order...while being artistic is subjective, multiple orgasms, well, you either have it or you don't. Pisces guy or not. So funny wor hahaha.
Then there is this other one that actually gives some practical advice but makes Pisces guy to be rather self-centred (not denying):
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) The secret to catching this guy is to make him need you: Listen to him - he really needs that! - and show tenderness, since he is very, very sensitive to tenderness. He sees through Pisces-colored glasses a lot of the time, so your own perspective needs a firm base in fact, or else you'll be forever bobbing about on his latest mood swing. But he is kind and gentle, with the most inspiring qualities of spirituality, and a wise man inside him emerges at the oddest times. He is absent-minded and sometimes hopelessly impractical, and when he gets to feeling sorry for himself, you could kill him. But he will be a wonderful father, and he will stand by you through thick and thin, sometimes using his intuition to bring astounding good fortune into your life.
I would have thought listening is important. Pisces guy or not. I do think I am hopelessly impractical. And worthy of murder when I start feeling sorry for myself. Woe IS me.
But the one that I really really like is this one:
Read it yourself here.
A few choice lines that impressed me:
He's a dreamboat who lives for romance, and his hypnotic charisma will leave you weak at the knees and breathless.
Unfortunately, he's so in love with himself that you don't stand a chance.
The male Fish is the emotional black hole of the universe.
This guy learned at an appallingly young age how to weasel his way out of work and charm his way into bed. <=== I dunno about bed but I've been smiling my way out of sticky situations. Not that many actually, cause usually I would have taken early avoidance actions and not get into sticky situations. He's definitely sensual, sexy, and cute, in a debauched sort of way. <=== I love this one in particular but V says she is not into cute guys, so I'm not cute. I definitely not sexy. I dress conservatively. Debauchery! I like! =) The Fish can leave you full of his declarations of undying love, drive straight to his favourite watering hole, and pick up the first available body. <=== female body lah, I hope. And still warm. All bluff and no substance, Mr Fish is a cast of thousands and even he doesn't know what scene he'll play next. But since he does like role-playing, you could pretend you're the Lone Ranger and ride into the sunset. <=== Haha, V can attest to this. I can dream up movie plots (B-grade) on the fly. I could have been Ed Wood in my previous life.
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dude i cannot make it sia... hahaha.
check them out:
http://www.astrology-online.com/lesunpi.htm
http://cgi.lovetest.com/lovetest/lovetest.acgi$LoveTest
http://cgi.lovetest.com/lovetest/lovetest.acgi$LoveTestCalc
speed dating and dating agencies should expand on this superstition and do lunches and dinners where the people are paired up according to star signs.
it's a BIG scam and people are falling all over it.
Personal experience perhaps?
*wide grin*
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