Horrorscope - Perfect 10!

The gentle winds of change are blowing through your life at the moment, dear Pisces. You have a feeling of newness and an open attitude toward the world. Some outside events will be coming up in your life that give you the impression you are advancing in a concrete manner toward a new life. You can expect to have some pleasant surprises.

How nice! To have surprises that are pleasant. Should I really expect them?
As in, to expect to have "surprises" and that they would be "pleasant"?

What a refreshing change. Oh, to attribute them to the "gentle winds"?

Hahaha....are all navy men are superstitious?