Canary in a coal mine.

Damn.....first scrabble game that I completed, I lost.

My proudest moment was when I placed the tiles for the word "canary". I could imagine the yellow bird, perched inside its cage while I continued mining for more words.

Hohohoho....I can be so corny.

Sh*t, I seriously hope you got the pun.

SuperPoke!

SuperPoke! is such a wussy application. If you are on FaceBook and have this application, you might know what I mean.

Check out the current sub-optimal list of choices I have.....

Under New! I can see the latest actions that I have received because I have been superpoking people. If you're on my FaceBook and I have not superpoked you.....read on...

What the hell?! Hadouken? Street-Fighter meh?

Littlefish has hadoukened Friend ABC.

I have issues with the Nice action list as well. Chest bump is a nice thing? I mean if Pamela Anderson and Jenna Jamseon do a chest bump, yeah, maybe that is a nice thing. You might even hear the squeak that arises from the friction between mammary tissues and silicone bag. But I don't go around chest-bumping people as a friendly gesture. It's as foreign to me as Borat's kissing is to the Americans. And what the hell?! Goose is a "nice" gesture? I won't think many will consider having their genitals flicked or their bums pinched as a very "nice" experience. Masochists maybe. After seeing "spank", I confirmed that Americans are a kinky lot with rather masochistic leanings. - What do you mean this isn't news to you?

I like the Mean list. Muahahahaha....

Roundhouse kick sounds like Chuck Norris. I wonder if Chuck Norris is on FaceBook. What Would Chuck Norris Do on FaceBook? WWCND? Defenestrate is just too much of a mouthful now isn't it? Sounds arcane. No, worse. Medieval. And actually, defenestration is almost always done by a group. So I propose that the defenestrate SuperPoke! action can be carried out on an individual only after another 5 others join in. I love a park-kak (*hokkien for conspire)!

Littlefish has defenestrated Friend ABC with Slot, Wrath, Greed, Lust and Envy. Nice!

PG-13 is the most disappointing of the lot.
I am happy to have dry-humping, groping, cock-block and doing in here though. Weird that it is only PG-13 lah but Gimme more!

I hope that after 1000 SuperPoke! pokes, I can unlock a PG-18 list of actions.

Like so......

I would like to state categorically that I will object to the inclusion of actions like "rape", "abuse", "mutilate". Maybe there should be a PG-21 after 2000 SuperPokes!

I have decided to "hadouken" everybody on my FaceBook! Cause I feel like it.....

"HADOUKEN! HADOUKEN! OHYOUKEN!

Littlefish has hadoukened everybody on his FaceBook. Muahahahaha

Overhead before the wedding banquet

The captain of the banquet waiters and waitresses were having their pre-banquet briefing session. Pin and I were meddling around with the av cables, laptops and projectors. The captain was going through the various dishes and how best to serve them, the sequence of events....

....some actual classic lines....

"Each one give only one mushroom ah. If you give more than one and then not enough, you better grow yourself."

"The groom is from Deutsche Bank. The bank is a big customer to our hotel. So you all better give 100%. Otherwise the groom not happy go back tell all the Deutsche Bank people don't come here anymore. The bride runs her own business. So next time you not doing banquet cannot find job you can work for her."

"Please smile ah. Your mouth inside no gold."

"You all don't be stupid ah. If got Muslim at your table don't serve them the pork ribs. You know why or not? Muslim cannot eat pork ribs. You know pork ribs is what or not? It is babi. Babi ah. Muslim cannot eat. You all don't be stupid ah."

"You all understand what I say or not? 我应该讲华语 is it?"

I must say that the food served at the Oriental was very good. Especially the non-starchy sharks' fin soup and the pork ribs. Dessert was very nice too. The service was fantastic. The wedding butler, Jovan, was accommodating and anticipatory of our needs. The waitress and waiters were courteous and remembered our requests.

A song that escaped your radar 2

I was in yinghao's car when I heard this song on the radio.....

Leave Right Now by Will Young.

Well, of course I know who Will Young is....I couldn't find a seat in the pub because the tv was showing Pop Idol finals.....

Great lines in there that don't sound cliched even though it's an all-out pop song. Will Young does have a good singing voice, no doubt.

I'm here so please explain
Why you're opening up
A healing wound again
I'm a little more careful
Perhaps it shows
But if I lose the highs
At least I'm spared the lows
Now I tremble in your arms
But what could beat the harms
To feel my spirit calm

I wouldn't know how to say
How good it feels seeing you today
I see you've got your smile back
Like you say you're right on track
But you may never know why
Once bitten twice as shy
If I'm proud perhaps I should explain
I couldn't bare to lose you again

Fantastic song anyways....

Saturday's child

Getting the pup this Saturday! Ah!!!!