Even the flyers look dodgy

Some guy was distributing this along Orchard on Sunday:



So please do not "littel" in this fine country. It's our garden city. Eh wait, we now say Singapore is a city within a garden. Right.

Anyway.

Would you like to buy some of our branded ties, caps and scraps? We've got lovely scraps here. Yeah, we're really wasteful so we have little pieces of cloth and bits of lace here and there. Scraps you know? Wait, what? You mean you'd rather have scraps of food?