NASA - New Alcohol Sustained Astronauts

Following the reports on heavy alcohol usage by NASA astronauts, it's easy to make light of the news.... with a slew of "Houston, we have a problem" jokes.

Houston, We Have A Problem

Houston, we have a problem - we ran out of beer.

Houston, we have a problem - You forgot to pack cola to go with my rum.

Houston, we have a problem - we have not lifted off but CAPT. Armstrong is already feeling weightless.

Houston, we have a problem - the beer funnel doesn't work very well here.

Houston, we have a problem - I said Chivas Regal 18 Year!! Not freaking 12!

Houston, we have a problem - The pilot died because he thought he was pulled over by the police. He stepped out cause he wanted to take the breathalyser test.

Houston, we have a problem - William Oefelein is telling us about Lisa Novak again.

Houston, we have a problem -