You may have tumbled down the stairs, life may have dealt you with the lousiest of cards. But you just feel so shit sure about yourself.
Sure as shit.
You don't even need to comb your hair because you are cocksure. Sure as cock.

This is not one of those days.
yeah.. i know what u mean. Even though I am not balding...
ReplyDeleteBtw... Merry Belated Birthday.
Should had known and gotten u a gin+tonic instead.
kekekekekeke!
A vodka+ribena will do just as nice.
ReplyDeleteBald guys save money on combs, hairdryers, shampoo and other hair products. Bald people deserve to be ridiculed.
No, I won't take that back.